This blog will cover my adventures in Scotland, England, and France during January of 12,018.

You'll notice that I've used a five digit date- I've made it my personal policy to reckon all dates using the Human Era (HE) calendar system starting this year.  You should really check out the YouTube video by Kurzgesagt about it, but the TL;DR version is that all you have to do is add 10,000 years to any A.D. date, and nothing else changes.